One, lonely pair of size eight (which coincidentally happens to be the average size) Missoni boots, which is brand new and even has all the tags attached, are currently trying to be sold on eBay for a measly $25,000.

“Help pay son’s law school tuition,” pleads the seller in the description. Currently, there are no bidders or interested buyers. There are also no Facebook “likes”.

OK, it’s understandable that law school tuition is not a little dip in the bank, but selling boots, that look the way they do, for an exaggerated price, is not a good idea. Ask anyone from law school! But, if you’re feeling generous, you can head on down to eBay and support the maybe-lawyer.